Total Medals Earned: 869 (From 107 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,640 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/130 points)
Kill the first boss.
Defeat the first 5 bosses.
Defeat all 10 bosses.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/110 points)
Beat the game
Find all places to take a shit
Find all ways to freshen up
Find all ways to puke
Flawlessly beat the game (all positives, no negatives)
Find all 91 interactions
Medals Earned: 4/4 (45/45 points)
Defeated the black and yellow Brute Alien for the first time!
Finished the game!
Get a 50 kill count in Endless Mode!
Hit an Alien with your office chair!
Medals Earned: 3/18 (15/360 points)
Begin the game.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)
Medals Earned: 7/8 (200/300 points)
Finish the first mission!
Finish the second mission!
Finish the third mission!
Finish the fourth mission!
Finish the fifth mission!
Finish the sixth mission!
Finish the seventh mission!
Finish the last mission with 3 re-rolls!
Medals Earned: 2/50 (10/500 points)
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Destroy 10 enemy drones.
Destroy 1000 asteroids.
Destroy 10000 asteroids.
Destroy 100 enemy drones.
Destroy 1000 enemy drones.
Destroy 10 enemy ships.
Destroy 100 enemy ships.
Destroy 500 enemy ships.
Destroy a battleship without the Silver Wing.
Destroy a bumper ship.
Destroy a divider ship.
Defeat Varik Gorr.
Collect 1000 credits.
Collect 10000 credits.
Collect 50000 credits.
Destroy 10 asteroids or enemy ships by ramming them.
Destroy 100 asteroids or enemy ships by ramming them.
Destroy 250 asteroids or enemy ships by ramming them.
Beat the game in Rookie or Cadet Mode.
Beat the game in Cadet Mode.
Beat stage mode twice.
Beat the game in Ace Mode.
Buy all Weapon upgrades in the shop.
Buy all Reloader upgrades in the shop.
Buy all Armor upgrades in the shop.
Buy all Shield upgrades in the shop.
Buy all Recharger upgrades in the shop.
Buy all Ship Parts upgrades in the shop.
Buy all Items in the shop.
Buy all available upgrades in the shop.
Hatch the egg.
Level up Egg-kun.
Use the bomb for the first time.
Self-destruct your ship by using the bomb.
Clear a stage without being hit once.
Clear a stage without shooting once.
Watch the credits until the end.
Watch the post-credit scene.
Unlock the Valkyrie Type MA.
Unlock the Silver Wing.
Collect your first quartz fragment.
Collect 1000 quartz fragments.
Collect 5000 quartz fragments.
Achieve a score of at least 9001 in endless mode.
Achieve a score of at least 100k in endless mode.
Achieve a score of at least 250k in endless mode.
Achieve a score of at least 1M in endless mode.
Enter the sacred code in the main menu.
Unlock all achievements.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/265 points)
The antonym for incomprehension.
Everyone's favorite school subject.
"I" can't tell you the answer.
Evil lives on.
No clues here.
Me this.
For a small price.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/285 points)
Finish the game somehow!
Poop yourself 20 times or less!
Poop yourself 10 times or less!
Dont poop yourself! *Dont expect to unlock this medal! *
Poop yourself 5 times or less!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (55/175 points)
Test a level in the editor.
Escape the facility.
Learn more about the developer.
Listen to the soundtrack.
???
Get a 7 minute or less speedrun.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/125 points)
Get a score of at least 25 on the Square level.
Get a score of at least 25 on the Hexagon level
Get a score of at least 25 on the Pentagon level.
Get a score of at least 25 on the Triangle level.
