Total Medals Earned: 593 (From 97 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,805 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
...or pigs... or whatever you have.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Launch a blue shell.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/160 points)
Medals Earned: 3/10 (80/420 points)
Push the button
Get to the portal part
Get to the laser bit
Sub-4:00 Time Trial
Sub-3:00 Time Trial
Sub-2:20 Time Trial
Beat the game without dying
Sub-2:00 Time Trial
Beat the Game
Medals Earned: 4/4 (50/50 points)
Sneaky
Dig it!
Puzzler
Escape!!
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/480 points)
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/55 points)
finish a flash project
who's there?
you know how it goes
literally
had one too many
get a grip man
finish a project in less than 27 commands
go two levels deep
Medals Earned: 3/8 (55/290 points)
Reach chaos for the first time
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/195 points)
Somehow, by some miracle, start the game.
Finish the game having done every task.
Get EXTREMELY lucky and catch a super duper ultra mega rare fish.
Medals Earned: 27/27 (135/135 points)
complete level 1
complete level 2
complete level 3
complete level 4
complete level 5
complete level 6
complete level 7
complete level 8
complete level 9
complete level 10
complete level 11
complete level 12
complete level 13
complete level 14
complete level 15
complete level 16
complete level 17
complete level 18
complete level 19
complete level 20
complete level 21
complete level 22
complete level 23
complete level 24
complete level 25
complete level 26
complete level 27
Medals Earned: 4/11 (35/250 points)
Pick up a match.
Find the letter of greed.
Find the letter of lust.
Find the letter of pride.
Find the letter of envy.
Find the letter of gluttony.
Find the letter of sloth.
Find the letter of wrath.
Find all available matches.
Complete the game.